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Apple Sells a Million iPhones; Proof US Economy is Robust

Apple announced today that it had sold 1 million 3G iphones over the weekend, exceeding all expectations. This mental recession is so painful. For the love of god make it stop.

Shouldn’t the consumer be ‘tapped out’ as the pro-Obama Marxist losers claim? Surely it has to be a hoax that Apple could sell roughly $400 Million dollars worth of iPhones in a single weekend. Aren’t we already in a great depression according to Obama?

If the consumer didn’t have any purchasing power in the form of credit cards, home equity, and rebate checks Apple wouldn’t have sold so many iPhones in such a short period of time. This proves as I have been saying for months that there is no credit crunch nor a liquidity crisis. Americans will continue to max out their credit cars to buy food, gas, and iphones, which benefits Visa and Mastercard; two stocks I have been recommending on this blog for awhile that have crushed the market.

We’re still in the new era of smartism, spendism, hypercapitalism, consumerism, paymentism, and web 2.0 which is why consumers will keep spending, McCain will win, facebook is worth $30 billion, and why the oil, food, and gas prices will keep rising. And there will be no pull out in Iraq or time table. The borders will be opened and jobs will continue to be insourced and outsourced. Obama and his baby momma will have an aloof Christmas in Chicago where they can belittle hard working Americans without impunity.