Affiliate Summit West
Affiliate Summit West is coming up in a month. Let me guess-it is a convention for affiliates. I can barely contain my excitement. I bet there will be a lot of industry gurus and experts in the field of affiliate marketing who will divulge their invaluable secrets to making money online. Maybe this time attendees won’t stand up and leave before the keynote speech and panel discussion is finished, like they did last year. The staff should give everyone helmets so in case you don’t suffer brain damage not from the presentation, but from hitting your head repeatedly on any hard, immobile objects. There should be a paramedic team ready in the event someone lapses into a boredom induced coma (BIC). I also recommend everyone bring yoga mats or a sleeping pad, since I imagine it would be more comfortable and beneficial for blood circulation to fall asleep on a pad as opposed to in your chair.
2 Responses to “Affiliate Summit West”
Comment from Administrator
Time February 7, 2008 at 4:29 am
Yea, why would a super affiliate want to conduct business with a noob? It would make no financial sense. Noobs are left empty handed.
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Comment from Jack Rack
Time February 5, 2008 at 3:40 am
Well, it’s really for networking more than the speeches that people tape and put on youtube anyway. But it’s main purpose is for the people who run it to make money.
It’s networking potential is extremely bloated though.
A possible conversation between a noob who actually pays for the thing and a “guru.”
Joe Shmoe: Hey, Shoemoney, I’m nobody. Let’s do a cross-promotional thing.
Shoemoney: NO.